• inspector-carson:





    (Sources: 1, 2, 3) Follow Nowyoukno for more.

    I always thought the “but satisfaction brought him back” part was a joke from the Munsters.

    Here’s another one: “Jack of all trades, master of none,” is just one half of the saying. The other half reads “but better than a master of one.”

    Okay one more: “Ignorance is bliss” is also only half of the saying. It’s “When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.”

    "Great minds think alike… but fools seldom differ."

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  • onlylolgifs:

    All hail our future robot overlords.

  • novacayyn:


    If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

    Inl tried really hard not to reblog this

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